Pattern Testers?

So I have a few old crochet patterns I've written down... (When I say old, it's like from last year-ish)

Would any of you lovelies like to test one (or more?) of them out to see if they make sense to you?
I think I'll have to rewrite them/type them up b/c they are all in my shorthand.

If you would be interested, please let me know in the comment box or message me somewhere (email/fb/instagram/twitter/etc).  I'll probably only take a few ppl, but it would be nice to see how I did at writing them and getting feed back is a plus!

(Please note they would be in American terms! I could try making them into UK terms, but idk how well I'd do at that.. I'm sure it's not hard. Right?)